A man had to go to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business
meeting.
When he arrived at the Motel in town, he found that he had a lot of time
before the meeting.
He asked the clerk where the nearest golf course was and was given
directions on how to get there.
While playing on the front nine, he was going over the speech in his mind
and became confused as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a Lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and
told her about his big meeting and the speech he was to make and his
confusion about where he was on the course, asked her if she knew what hole
he was playing.
She replied "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must
be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing
happened. and he approached her again with the same request.
She said "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, So you must be on the
13th."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round
and went into the club house where he saw the Lady sitting at the end of the
bar.
He asked the bartender if he knew the Lady. The bartender said that she was
a sales lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said, "let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation
for your help. I understand that you are a sales lady, well I am in sales
also. What do you sell"?
She replied, "if I told you, you would only laugh." "No I wouldn't", he said
and persisted that she tell him what she sold.
"Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell Tampax."
With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so hard he almost lost his
breath. She said "see I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at" he replied, "I'm a toilet paper salesman,
so I'm still a hole behind you!"
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