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[Unbalanced]

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replies.

The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"

"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."

 

[Binx]

Why Parent's Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope,propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to "Dad." With
the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read
the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend because

I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

ButI knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,

tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I am.

But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad.

  I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
  Someday I'm  sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
know your grandchildren

  Love, Your Son John


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just

wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.


Call me when it's safe to come home.

[FR8TRN]

Call me when it's safe to come home.

Yeah that was 3yrs ago, I still haven't called the boy......

[Jock]