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Southerners can be so polite!
« on: August 26, 2007, 06:23:14 PM »

ATC = Air Traffic Control :)


                          Atlanta Airport..
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are  cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R                           

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -  Allah be Praised.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."


Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -  Allah is Great.
                           
                          Pause:
                           
                          static..
                           
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
                           
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
                           
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR              THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.    INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.  Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us --  y'all hear."

 

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Re: Southerners can be so polite!
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2007, 11:03:53 PM »

 :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: That's a good one Harry! :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Southerners can be so polite!
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2007, 07:35:19 AM »

roflmao. now where is the screen clean? these monitors dont last very long!
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