The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a
spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly
stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)
When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits
of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting
was to have a quick contest.
The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally
written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra.
Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and
created a 'Top 10 List'. With all the laughter and camaraderie,
the rest of the week went very well for everyone!
The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, the quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous num ber one slogan:
1. This is your pee pee. This is your pee pee on drugs.
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