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The Sunday School teacher had asked each student to bring in something for show-and-tell.  When she got around to little Johnny, she noticed a small jar of clear liquid on his desk.

Teacher: And Johnny, what have you brought in to share with the class?

Johnny: Teacher, this is turpentine, and it's the most powerful liquid in the world.

Teacher: Johnny, turpentine certainly has many uses, but it's not the most powerful liquid in the world.  Holy Water is the most powerful liquid in the world.  Did you know that if you sprinkle a few drops of Holy Water on a pregnant woman's belly that she will pass a male child?

Johnny: Shoot, that ain't nothin'...you rub a little bit of this on a cat's a$$ and he'll pass a motorsickle!

[Break-In]

funny

[Texas Lurker]

GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!