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[VAZHOG]

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

That's all. I don't like to ponder too long. It makes me nervous.

[FNGw/08SERK]

Good reading - thanks 

[rednectum]

maybe if we send a cow, a copy of the constitution, and a lawyer to mexico in return for each alien they send here---------------------------------???

[Break-In]

that was great, and very true

[Hugh Janis]

got me pondering now......

Why do we park on DRIVEWAYS and drive on PARKWAYS?

Why do irons have permanent press settings?

I recently went to a drive up ATM and the numbers had Braille on them  WTF?