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Bird of Paradise
« on: December 19, 2007, 12:33:37 AM »

A young punk with a bunch of piercings was sitting in a bar.  He had spiked hair with four flaming colors.
 
An old crusty biker kept staring at him.
 
Finally the punk said "hey dude, what ya starin' at me for?  Didn't you ever have any fun when you were young?"

To which the old biker said "as a matter of fact I did.  One day when I was about your age I got REAL drunk and screwed a peacock.  I was just wonderin' if you might be my son."
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Re: Bird of Paradise
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 07:13:11 PM »

Funny
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