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[RJ749]

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
& sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:  CHEESEBURGER: $1.50, 
CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH: $2.50,  HAND JOB: $1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a
meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives
the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well, wash your hands.  I want a cheeseburger."

[Break-In]

Funny, and I don't blame him