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Women Jokes
« on: January 16, 2008, 02:28:44 PM »
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
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What are the three fastest means of communication?
1)Internet
2)Telephone
3)Tel a woman

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There's a clock on the oven.

P.S. I'm lucky my wife isn't a CVO'R . If she read this I'd be in chit for sure. ;D
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Re: Women Jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 03:06:46 PM »
More proof of the theory of evolution: A woman's feet have evolved to be smaller than a man's to allow them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. :huepfenjump3: :o  (P.S. ladies - remember, it's a joke).
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Re: Women Jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 03:17:27 PM »
Quote from: SCRM-R on January 16, 2008, 03:06:46 PM
More proof of the theory of evolution: A woman's feet have evolved to be smaller than a man's to allow them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. :huepfenjump3: :o  (P.S. ladies - remember, it's a joke).

SCRM-R. How long before we start seeing the male jokes? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Women Jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 03:27:23 PM »
Quote from: Muffman on January 16, 2008, 03:17:27 PM
SCRM-R. How long before we start seeing the male jokes? ;D ;D ;D
Ummmm, I don't know, I'll have to try to think of some.
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Re: Women Jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 03:34:59 PM »
I like these myself
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Re: Women Jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2008, 04:09:14 PM »
I don't see anything funny here.  I thought they were all truisms...    :huepfenlol2:
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