HARLEY-DAVIDSON VS GOD
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> The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
> Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At
> the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've
> been such a good man and your motorcycles have
> changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
> out with anyone you want to in heaven."
> Arthur thought about it for a minute and then
> said, "I want to hang out with God."
> St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
> introduced him to God.
> God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so
> you were the one who invented the
> Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
> Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
> God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in
> inventing something that's pretty unstable,
> makes noise and pollution and can't run without
> a road?"
> Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally
> spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of
> woman?"
> God said, " Ah, yes."
> "Well ," said Arthur, "professional to
> professional, you have some major design flaws
> in your invention:
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> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the
> front-end protrusion
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> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
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> 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
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> 4. The intake is placed way too close to the
> exhaust
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> 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
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> "Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
> replied God, "hold on."
>
> God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed
> in a few words and waited for the results. The
> computer printed out a slip of paper and God
> read it.
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> "Well, it may be true that my invention is
> flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to
> these numbers, more men are riding my invention
> than yours.
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