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Hugh Janis

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opportunity knocks
« on: February 07, 2008, 07:51:25 AM »

Man robs a bank and takes hostages.

He asks the first hostage if he saw him rob the bank.

Hostage answers "yes."

Robber shoots him in the head.

He asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the bank.

Hostage answers "yes."

Robber shoots him in the head.

He asks the third hostage if he saw him rob the bank.

Hostage answers, "No, but my wife did."
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Re: opportunity knocks
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2008, 08:06:23 AM »

Gotta luv it.

As I asked earlier; why do men die before their wives?

Answer: Because they want to.
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