Twelve Catholic Priests were about to be ordained. The final test for them was to line up in a straight row,totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful big breasted nude model model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his private"member" and they were told that anyone who's bell rang when she danced in from of them would not be ordained, as they had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The model danced in front of the first priest with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest,Sean. Poor Sean.
As she danced in front of him his bell sounded off so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground where it came to rest. Embarrassed, Sean quickly ran over to where it lay and quickly bent over to pick it up.
.......and the other 11 bells started to ring.