(Read Fred's lines,
in red, as a guy with a speech impediment. Can't figure how to write it that way.)
Fred goes in his local bar and orders a beer.
The bartender ask where he has been for the last couple of weeks.
Fred says
"Charlie and I took a trip to Europe"Supprised, the bartender ask what all did they see.
"Oh! We went to France and saw the Eiffel Tower"."Did you go up in it?
"Yea, I went up in it but Charlie couldn't go cause Charlies crippled you know"Where did you go next?
"We went to Germany and saw the Berlin Wall""Wow! Did you climb up on the wall?"
"Yep, I did but Charlie couldn't make it cause Charlies crippled you know""Where else did you go?"
"We went to Rome and saw the Pope!""Oh Wow, I have always wanted to do that! Did you attend a service out in the square?"
"Nope, me and Charlie went right in to his office. That Pope is a really nice guy" "UNNNNNBELIEVABLE! What did the Pope have to say?"
"When the Pope saw Charlie, he reached out his hand and put it on Charlies head and said:
CHARLIE, drop your left crutch,
and Charlie dropped his left crutch""WOW-WOW-WOW, and then what happened! Tell what happened next"
"The Pope said: CHARLIE, drop your right crutch,
and Charlie dropped his right crutch.""Oh my God! WHAT HAPPENED THEN?
WHAT HAPPENED THEN?"
(Scroll down, ready?)
"CHARLIE FELL FLAT ON HIS >A.S.S< , CAUSE CHARLIES CRIPPLED YOU KNOW!" 
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