>The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in thiscongregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.>>This Is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.">> No one moved. >>The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.">> Again all was quiet. >>Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.>>Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.">>The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
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