No1 - Yamaha 125cc Motorcycle training, 1st time on a bike and found myself going too fast in too small an area, I rode straight into a fence, I couldn't stop laughing at the time until the instructor came over and gave me a bollocking - it was his bike.
No2 - Yamaha 125cc, 06.00am going to work on a quiet country road. Drove over a one lane bridge governed by lights, a$$hole on the other end didn't think anyone would be around so crashed a red, luckily for me it was raining, as I braked I went down slid in front of him managing to push myself off his front bumper I wasn't laughing then. 10years earlier I'd of probably ripped his head off and sh*t down his neck. This one hurt.
No3. A blind dog ran out in front of me I couldn't stop intime and ran over him. The bike wheel was going from side to side which I remember was somewhat alarming.
The occupants of 2 cars who saw the accident went ballistic at me, I couldn't believe they would rather have me dead than the dog - I do remember my backside going half a crown-sixpence