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[LRebel]

A cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm.' The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder.' The Agriculture representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the United States Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand!' The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.
   
Half an hour later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out, 'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!'

[AXIL]

government ,  no experience necessary or implied.

[Capo]

 

[Coolbreeze]

This will be posted on my bosses door by the time he drags his lazy ass in to the office on monday...    He seems to think his ID will get him anywhere in the world...   Hah!

[Hugh Janis]

Reb, Awesome!

[FLYNDYNA]

BA HA! I used to work on a polled Hereford farm. One evening before the Virginia State Fair, another farmhand and I decided to camp on the farm so we could get an early start getting the show cattle ready for travel. We drank a little, and o.k., smoked a little-the other farm hand decided to go into the field to "cop a squat"...I was trying to warn him from going in to that particular field, but he insisted he knew what he was doing...long story short-idiot comes running toward the fence, trying to pull his pants back up as Paco, the prize bull was coming "full steam ahead"...idiot had a little steam of his own going...