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[REGGAB]

well, if it wasnt youze guys?? oh, no-----he was kidnapped by the DNC?

That's pretty funny!     I keep a cyanid capsule in my wallet for just such an occasion!     

[old wrench]

.......to jump start a Mad Max Suzuki with a Toyota?

I couldn't resist.  I saw these two out in the parking lot a few minutes ago and just had to take a picture of the poetry in motion.  Jap on Jap!   

Maybe they thought the metric voltage should match for Jap on Jap 

[old wrench]

well, if it wasnt youze guys?? oh, no-----he was kidnapped by the DNC?

Dennis what are you doing using "youze" hot damn I thought that was farther North lingo 

[rednectum]

Dennis what are you doing using "youze" hot damn I thought that was farther North lingo 

in the age of the internet, we have to be multi-lingual. dont want anything to get lost in translation.

translation: if it wasnt you damned yankees, it must have been them damned commie kennedys. but, since yall go hand in hand---it was obviously a cerebral implant and if you dont deliver henry back in 24 hrs, the shootin commences.

there, less diplomatic, but everyone is on the same page. hang in there henry, my cousins left this mornin in their 39 futney-creech land yacht. and the promised to bring back the flyin bacon-----------kapiche, hoist??

[REGGAB]

in the age of the internet, we have to be multi-lingual. dont want anything to get lost in translation.

translation: if it wasnt you damned yankees, it must have been them damned commie kennedys. but, since yall go hand in hand---it was obviously a cerebral implant and if you dont deliver henry back in 24 hrs, the shootin commences.

there, less diplomatic, but everyone is on the same page. hang in there henry, my cousins left this mornin in their 39 futney-creech land yacht. and the promised to bring back the flyin bacon-----------kapiche, hoist??

I spent this morning hangin' out at Rod's shop.  Renea dropped me off there, so I could pick Thumper up.  Was good to be around southern folk again.  I'm slowly but surely getting my drawl back.  Thump wanted to run hard on the way home.......and that helped.  Saw the airborne swine last weekend and started drooling.  Thought Binx was gonna kick my ass.  Renea was none too pleased either.  I was out numbered.  Sorry Dennis.   

[Hoist!]

in the age of the internet, we have to be multi-lingual. dont want anything to get lost in translation.

translation: if it wasnt you damned yankees, it must have been them damned commie kennedys. but, since yall go hand in hand---it was obviously a cerebral implant and if you dont deliver henry back in 24 hrs, the shootin commences.

there, less diplomatic, but everyone is on the same page. hang in there henry, my cousins left this mornin in their 39 futney-creech land yacht. and the promised to bring back the flyin bacon-----------kapiche, hoist??

Don't know about that one Dennis! They gotta get past Binx to bring home the bacon! I wish them luck though! And don't worry, I know how to patch them up after she's through with em. Comes from experience man!

Hoist!

[rednectum]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, yall aint right!

[old wrench]

in the age of the internet, we have to be multi-lingual. dont want anything to get lost in translation.

translation: if it wasnt you damned yankees, it must have been them damned commie kennedys. but, since yall go hand in hand---it was obviously a cerebral implant and if you dont deliver henry back in 24 hrs, the shootin commences.

there, less diplomatic, but everyone is on the same page. hang in there henry, my cousins left this mornin in their 39 futney-creech land yacht. and the promised to bring back the flyin bacon-----------kapiche, hoist??

Hot damn Dennis ya multi-linging son of a gun, lets me load up the weapons and head youzins way ta get Henry back oooohhh its a gona take a while wits the price of gas Im gona have to ride the moped. I dont mind a good rumble wits da guys but those females sho do scare me  Looks like ya done got one Kennedy in the hospital 

[rednectum]

old wrench, you can ride bitch and i'll drive, im half blind so you are probably a better shot. oh, about the kennedy in the hospital, sounds like the blower on the futney -creech land yacht still makes lots of boost.