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Funny or embarrassing ?!?!?
« on: June 25, 2008, 01:53:53 PM »

I don't know to laugh or be embarrassed with NJ definition of a MOTORCYCLE .

A page from NJ motorcycle manual:



(open attached pdf file)
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Re: Funny or embarrassing ?!?!?
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2008, 01:55:51 PM »

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Re: Funny or embarrassing ?!?!?
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 02:06:59 PM »

From the PDF file:

"According to New Jersey law, a motorcycle can be a motor a bicycle with a motor attached or any motor-operated vehicle the bicycle or tricycle type, except for a motorized bicycle."


Huh?  Read that three times before I realized my head was still bobbling back and forth.
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2008, 02:09:33 PM »

Maybe this explains the prohibition in NJ against pumping your own gas.
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2008, 02:16:57 PM »

Maybe this explains the prohibition in NJ against pumping your own gas.

Can you even imagine the instructions they'd put on the pump?
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Re: Funny or embarrassing ?!?!?
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2008, 02:42:29 PM »

Can you even imagine the instructions they'd put on the pump?

it ain't broke.

we don't need to fix it.

plus no pump jockey wants to try to pump gas into a bike & that's the only time when I feel compelled to do so.  So it all works out.


I forgot the NJ manual.  Pure idiocy.  Funny though.   ;D
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2008, 03:05:44 PM »

it ain't broke.

we don't need to fix it.

plus no pump jockey wants to try to pump gas into a bike & that's the only time when I feel compelled to do so.  So it all works out.


I forgot the NJ manual.  Pure idiocy.  Funny though.   ;D

Hadn't thought about that.  I've bought gas in NJ on a bike a few times.  No one ever tried to pump it for me.  Is that just because they know better then to try?  Or does the no-self-service statute exclude motorcycles?
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Re: Funny or embarrassing ?!?!?
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2008, 03:09:03 PM »

They know better.
Also if you have to do any business with DMV like getting a motorcycle permit or renewing your driver license, you need what they call 6 point ID and one must be a utility bill that shows your address even though your current driver license has the address on it.  And old driver license will count as only one point although we had to provide 6 point ID the last time renew it.  Another word, they don't even value the driver license they issue themselves.   :zwtf:
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2008, 03:20:56 PM »

Hadn't thought about that.  I've bought gas in NJ on a bike a few times.  No one ever tried to pump it for me.  Is that just because they know better then to try?  Or does the no-self-service statute exclude motorcycles?
When I was there the attendent had to start the pump but then handed it off to me to actually fill the tank while he stook there and 'supervised.'
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