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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too.'