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amigo Jorge

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Murphy's Law and Others..........
« on: June 30, 2008, 08:35:14 AM »

Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.


Law of Gravity

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.


Law of Random Numbers

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.


Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.


Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.


Law of the Bath 

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.


Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


Law of the Theater

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.


The Starbucks Law

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


Murphy's Law of Lockers

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.


Law of Physical Surfaces

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.


Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.


Brown's Law of Physical Appearance

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.


Oliver's Law of Public Speaking

A closed mouth gathers no feet.


Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.


Doctor' Law

If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
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Re: Murphy's Law and Others..........
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2008, 04:07:52 PM »

amen.
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