A blonde goes into her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store she notices a box FULL of live frogs. The sign reads: SEX FROGS. Only $20.00 each. Comes with complete instructions. The girl looks around excitedly to see if any one is watching & whispers in the clerks ear."I'll take one". As the man packages the sex frog he quietly says to her, "just follow the instructions and the frog will completely saisfy you".The Blonde nods, grabs the box & races home. She follows the instructions to a tee:
1) Take a shower.
2)Slip into a very sexy nightie.
3) Crawl into the bed with the frog beside you and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She does exactly as the directions says....but to her surprise.Nothing. She waits a few hours longer and reads the directions again and notices that it says if the frog doesn't perform as promised to call the store immedietely, which she does. The owner arrives in about 5 minutes. The Blonde welcomes him in and says "See.. I've done exactly as the directions BUT THE DAMN frog just sits there. The owner, loking very concerned, looks over at the frog and says to the frog: LISTEN TO ME. I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS ONE MORE TIME.... THE MUFFMAN
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