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amigo Jorge

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Medicine
« on: July 12, 2008, 06:32:55 PM »

The teacher asks kindergarten students what kind of medicines they know and what
they are used for.

First pupil: 'Tylenol?'

Teacher: 'Very good! And what is it used for?'

Pupil: 'It is used for headaches'

Second pupil: 'Nytol Teacher'

Teacher: 'Excellent. And what it is used for?'

Pupil: 'To help you sleep'

Now it is Little Johnny's turn and he says: 'Viagra'

Teacher, slightly shocked: 'Johnny, What do you think is it used for?'

Johnny: 'It can be used for diarrhea'

Teacher: 'Who told you this?'

Johnny: 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father 'Take a Viagra,
maybe that little chit will get harder'.
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