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WORLD PEACE
« on: July 11, 2008, 02:13:09 PM »

Three men; a Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Ladin & an American Engineer are out walking trying to figure out world peace when they come across a lantern & a Genie pops out of it."I will give you each one wish, for a total of 3 wishes" says the Genie. The Canadian says" I am a farmer, my father was a farmer & my grandfather was a farmer. I want the land to be ever fertile in Canada". Pooooof, with the blink of the Genie's eye, the Canadian land was forever fertile for farming. Osama was so amazed, so he said " I want a wall around Afghanastan, Iraq and Iran to keep out the Americans, British, French & Canadians" Poooof. The wall was built & virtually sealed so no one could get in.
The American Engineer asks the Genie" I am very curious about this wall" The genie explains" Well its 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these Countries. Its impenetrable. Now, what is your wish?"

The American Engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water" Pooof!   THE MUFFMAN
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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2008, 03:25:04 PM »

Fill it 3/4th full, some may escape if it were full. 
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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2008, 06:00:15 AM »

Not with a lid on it. THE MUFFMAN
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