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Sean M Cary

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crowded airliner
« on: July 16, 2008, 06:53:34 PM »

As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered
   by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a temper tantrum.
   No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother tried to do to calm
   him down, the boy continued to scream furiously and kick the seats
   around him.
 
   Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, a man in a U. S. Marine Corps
   uniform is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the
   flustered mother with an upraised hand, the courtly, soft-spoken
   Marine leaned down and motioning toward his chest, whispers something
   into the boy's ear.
 
   Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and
   quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into
   spontaneous applause.
 
   As the Marine slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the
   flight attendants touches his sleeve.
 
   "Excuse me," she ask quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words
   you used on that little boy?"
 
   The Marine smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my
   pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that
   they entitle me to throw one passenger out of the plane door on any
   flight I choose, and that I was just about to make my selection for
   this flight."
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Re: crowded airliner
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 03:39:11 PM »

if only it were that easy to shut the little b@$tards up
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