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DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
« on: June 27, 2008, 07:05:22 AM »
A Lawyer tells Bubba of his verdict in divorce court. Bubba, after reviewing all of the evidence I have decided to give your wife $500.00  per week as a settlement. Bubba replies; "That is very nice of you, your honor. Every now and then I might shoot her a couple a bucks myself. THE MUFFMAN
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Re: DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2008, 09:12:15 AM »
As it should be!
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Re: DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2008, 10:56:22 PM »
If it was only that simple...
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Re: DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2008, 02:24:25 PM »
Having 3 under my belt, I wished it were that simple. :huepfenlol2:
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Re: DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2008, 04:28:38 PM »
figured one would learn from the first.   If you have to belong to an institution, I guess the institution of Marriage ain't that bad.
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Re: DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2008, 02:07:05 AM »
You guys are doing it wrong.  obviously.  I've been through 6 now, and it's never turned out bad yet.  Well, except the first one, but that wasn't a divorce.  That was different.   

It's like anything I guess.  If your going to do something, practice it until your good at it!
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Re: DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2008, 02:16:25 AM »
Quote from: Coolbreeze on July 06, 2008, 02:07:05 AM
You guys are doing it wrong.  obviously.  I've been through 6 now, and it's never turned out bad yet.  Well, except the first one, but that wasn't a divorce.  That was different.   

It's like anything I guess.  If your going to do something, practice it until your good at it!

Practice, Practice, and Practice some more, until you get it right. :huepfenlol2:
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Re: DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2008, 01:51:53 PM »
I've heard the reason why divorce is expensive is because it is worth it!    My Lawyer told me it was cheaper to keep her.  Yeah then I bought a bike.
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Re: DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2008, 02:21:08 PM »
Quote from: oldharleyguy on August 13, 2008, 01:51:53 PM
I've heard the reason why divorce is expensive is because it is worth it!    My Lawyer told me it was cheaper to keep her.  Yeah then I bought a bike.

After his second divorce Rod Stewart said he'd never get married again.  Instead, he's going to find a woman he hates and buy her a house.
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Re: DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2008, 03:54:37 PM »
Quote from: oldharleyguy on August 13, 2008, 01:51:53 PM
I've heard the reason why divorce is expensive is because it is worth it!   

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