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[harleyteam]

 ARE YOU -- DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN, OR RED NECK ?


 
 



In this time of political unrest, it is important to know where you stand
on the issues.  Here is a short test to determine....


Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?


The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist (or county commissioner) with a huge
knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.


You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.


WHAT DO YOU DO?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:










































 
Democrat's Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!


Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
     his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
     this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
     wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
     while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
     healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
     days and try to come to a consensus.








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 Republican's Answer:












 BANG!




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 Redneck's Answer:












 BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !


 Click..... (Sounds of reloading)


 BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!


 Click…….




Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
     or Hollow Points?! '


Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'


Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!'

 

[elky72ss454]

Well I don 't consider myself to be any of those adjectives. However, I do drink a lot of beer, eat a lot of pizza, own a lot of guns and I have a few 4x4's as well. Educated people would probably consider me a redneck. I am prejudiced too. When it comes to voting, I usually vote for the one that poses less threats to my way of life. That is usually not a Democrat. I like to vote for the lesser of the two evils, although they do/will lie so you never know what you are getting. I do regret some of my votes. 

[harleyteam]

Damn,,  if I didn't know better,,,, I'd have sworn I wrote all that.

[twincamscreamer]

 :rifle:nuf said.