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Pregnant Lady Humor
« on: August 31, 2008, 12:55:01 AM »
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. 
 
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
 
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 yearsold) what he had to say for himself.
 
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I
couldn't help but notice her condition"
 
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.
 
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.
 
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.
 
But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it."
 
CASE DISMISSED! 
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Re: Pregnant Lady Humor
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2008, 01:03:54 AM »
Good one Harry.      BTW are you coming to Hot Springs this year?

Maybe you could "HANG"  Bubba's "new" pig off the back of his bike.


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Re: Pregnant Lady Humor
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2008, 01:12:52 AM »
Mark,
We won't be able to make Hotsprings or Maggie Valley this year timing didn't work out.   Please be sure to give Bubba a hard time for me :)
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Re: Pregnant Lady Humor
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2008, 01:20:34 AM »
I will hang his pig and tell him you snuck up and did it. Anyway looking forward to
seeing you again sometime. Noticed you got a cherry SEEG since last year. Congrats
on the new bike. Now your just one color away from perfection. Think YELLOW. :bananarock: :2vrolijk_21: ;D
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Re: Pregnant Lady Humor
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2008, 01:29:14 AM »
You are right I am missing the Green one :)

Just remember for Bubba to know it was me you must do it repeatedly.
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Re: Pregnant Lady Humor
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2008, 01:41:17 AM »
Quote from: Unbalanced on August 31, 2008, 01:29:14 AM
You are right I am missing the Green one :)
Just remember for Bubba to know it was me you must do it repeatedly.
 

Funny, very funny. You mean they really made a green one?

Don't worry, I'll do it repeatedly, I promise.

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