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Another blond joke
« on: September 07, 2008, 10:20:20 AM »

A blond young woman lose her husband in an accident.  She tries to survive the financial difficulties with raising her kids but she can't hold a job.  So one night she starts to pray: "Oh Lord please help me.  They are going to reposes my car tomorrow and I won't be able to look for work without it. Please let me win the lottery and save my family".
The next day after the lottery drawing, they announce the winner, it wasn't her.  She looses her car. A week later she pray again: "Oh Lord please help me.  They are going to reposes our house next week and we have to move to a rental place.  Please let me win the lottery and save my house".  Again the lottery drawing is announced and it's not her.  She looses the house and move to an apartment.  A month later she prays again: "Oh Lord please help me.  They are going to evict us from our apartment because I can't pay the rent and we're going to be homeless.  Please let me win the lottery so my kids won't have to leave in streets".  Suddenly she hears a voice from heaven saying: "Sweet heart work with me on this, BUY A LOTTERY TICKET".   :huepfenjump3:

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