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[MIKEYTEE]

Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, first surgeries of the day.

The first boy leans over and asks, " What are you here for?"

The second boy says, " I'm here to get my tonsils out and I'm nervous!"

The first boy says " You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second boy then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first boy says, " A circumcision."

" WHOA! " the second boy replies, " Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!"