Sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and Mike and
Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.
They meet a
Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if
Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make
money, etc.
Finally, Maureen
brings up the subject of sex.
'Just how do you guys do it?' asks
Maureen.
The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you
do.'
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap
partners for the night and experience one another.. Maureen and the male
Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a
teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch
thick.
'I don't think this is going to work,' says
Maureen.
'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'
'Well,' she
replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'
'No problem,' he
says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of
his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively
long.
'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still
narrow.'
'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With
each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement
is extremely exciting to the woman.
'Wow!' she exclaims, as they
fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
The next day the
couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. As they
walked along, Mike asks, 'Well, was it any good?'
'I hate to say
it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you ?'
'It was
horrible,' he replies.. 'All I got was a headache . She kept slapping my
forehead and pulling my ears.'
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