A madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified,
well- dressed, good looking man in his late 40's or
early 50's.
'May I help you?' she asked.
'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else,' said the madam.
'No. I must see Valerie,' was the man's
reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that
she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man
pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and
they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to
see Valerie. Valerie explained that no man had ever come
back two nights in a row - too expensive - and there were no
discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled
out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was
astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night,
but he paid Valerie and they
went upstairs. After their
session, Valerie questioned the man. 'No one has ever
been with me three nights in a row. Where are you
from?'
The man replied, ' South Dakota.'
'Really!' she said. 'I have family in South
Dakota.'
'I know,' the man said. 'Your father died, and
I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you
your $15,000 inheritance.'
The moral of the story is that three things in life are
certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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