Topic: The f$%*ing Night Before Christmas, Dammit (Read 483 times)

Hoist! · « **on:** December 24, 2008, 03:05:57 PM »

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody felt chitty -- even the mouse.
Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
Then out on the lawn I saw a big d!(k
I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fat f$%*er fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber d!(k for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"

Hoist!

Author Topic: The f$%*ing Night Before Christmas, Dammit (Read 483 times)

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The f$%*ing Night Before Christmas, Dammit