Sex Quotes of the Famous
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."** --Tom Clancy*
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
Me neither."
--Steve Martin*
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
*you'd better have a good hand."* --Woody Allen*
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."** --Rodney Dangerfield*
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is
the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."**
--Lynn Lavner*
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog
vacation at the taxidermist."**
--Matt Barry*
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."**
--George Burns*
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. *
But men can fake whole relationships."**
--Sharon Stone*
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."**
--Jack Nicholson*
" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where *
he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."**
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think *
Barbara had a sense of humor)*
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a *
man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams*
"Women need a reason to have sex. *
Me**n just need a place."**
--Billy Crystal*
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, *
of course, men are just grateful."**
--Robert De Niro*
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many *
men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. *
They say they cause severe swelling. *
So what's the problem?"**
--Dustin Hoffman*
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman *
I don't like and just give her a house."** --Rod Stewart*
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time."** --Robin Williams*
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