Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
Stu said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?
'Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my
Intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause
I still have mine.'
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court
Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then
I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took
The husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband.. 'But she's a great cook and really good
With the kids'.
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder.
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take
To fly from San Francisco to New York City ?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute..'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder ofJuan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied. 'A golf gun?!
What is a golf gun?' 'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'
Joe: 'Really?'
Moe: 'Yeah.. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell.'
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of
Bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had
Even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advic e.
'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bi kini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.
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