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Fireman Sex
« on: January 22, 2009, 05:50:59 PM »
'From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

we are going to make love all night.

' The next night he came home from work and yelled

'BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.


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When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'

'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?

 

'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied '
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

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Re: Fireman Sex
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2009, 05:19:29 PM »
OUCH  !!!
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Re: Fireman Sex
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2009, 06:48:11 PM »
Speeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

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