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> : Aunt Mildred
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> > Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was
> > particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She
> > decided
> > that
> > she would just kill herself and join him in death.
> >
> > Thinking that it would be best to get it over with
> > quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot
> > herself
> > in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.
> >
> > Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
> > vegetable
> > and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as
> > to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said,
> > 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.
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> >
> > Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with
> > a gunshot wound to her knee.
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> > I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder
> > to find one.
> >
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