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[amigo Jorge]

The Divorced Barbie Doll
 
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls ove r to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie20for $19.95
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
Skater Barbie for $19.95
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes , sighs, and answers:
 
Sir.., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a keychain made with Ken's balls ...

Sir.., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Harley, Ken's Car, Ken's money, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a keychain made with Ken's balls ...  and then you wonder why Ken's attorney invented the "pre-nuptial" agreement.

[RickC]

Ouch!

So true... This Ken has a Divorced Barbie... and she got everything *except* the Harley... Of course, I only got to keep the Harley because I laid it down under an oncoming pickup truck right after filing for divorce...