At
last a guy has taken the time
to write this all down
Finally the guys' side of the story.
must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear the rules"
From the female side.
Now
here are the rules from the male side.
Thes are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men
are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it
down.
1. Sunday sports is like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No
are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1 Come to us with a problem only
if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and
one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other one
1.. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you
have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus
did
NOT
need directions and neither do
we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not
A
color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no
idea what mauve is.
1.
If it itches, it will
be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act
like nothing's wrong..
We know you are lying, but it is just not
worth the hassle.
1.. If you ask a question you don't want an
answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really
.
1. Don't ask us what
we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape..
Round
IS a shape! YOU CAN TELL A MAN IS ON THE
LEVEL
IF HIS BUBBLE IS IN THE MIDDLE.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.
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