Some people are just cheap.....
A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange
development on the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside
of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be
getting worse."
The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells
her not to worry until the tests come back. A few days later, the
woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She
immediately begs to know what's causing the spots
The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But
I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"
The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"
"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."