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Harley Guy?
« on: February 07, 2009, 06:21:52 PM »

Some people are just cheap.....
 
A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange
development on the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside
of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be
getting worse."

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells
her not to worry until the tests come back. A few days later, the
woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She
immediately begs to know what's causing the spots
 
The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But
I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"

The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"

"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

 
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Re: Harley Guy?
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 05:06:56 PM »

 :oops:reminds me of a story I overheard as a young girl.  Mom's friend had changed her purse on the bed before she got dressed to see gyn.  He found a green stamp in a very embarrasing place and actually said "So you give green stamps uh?".
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Re: Harley Guy?
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 05:14:56 PM »

and you men have the nerve to tell us it's unnecessary to by real... hmp  :soapbox: lmao
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Re: Harley Guy?
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 05:44:57 PM »

 ;D :D :D :D :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Harley Guy?
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2009, 08:28:05 AM »

Hey!  I only have my left ear pierced... Why is the green on both thighs?!?!?!?  :oops:

 :huepfenlol2:  8)

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Re: Harley Guy?
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2009, 08:39:58 AM »

Hey!  I only have my left ear pierced... Why is the green on both thighs?!?!?!?  :oops:

 :huepfenlol2:  8)

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How to post this......hmmmmmmm......? 

Add 60 to 9 then consider the second spot.
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Re: Harley Guy?
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 08:41:37 AM »

How to post this......hmmmmmmm......? 

Add 60 to 9 then consider the second spot.

Coffee spewed!
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Re: Harley Guy?
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 10:37:36 AM »

Iski, my friend! You have solved the delema!  I shall sleep better understanding that after you reach 68, you must turn around. :orange:

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