Ole and Sven were fishing in the Michigan opener when
Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches,
He asked Ole for a light.
'Yeah, sure, I think I have a lighter,'
He replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Where did you get this monster??'
'Well,' replied Ole,
'I got it from my Genie.'
'You have a Genie?' Sven asked.
'Yeah, sure. He lives right here in my
tackle box,' says Ole..
'Could I see him?'
Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey there! I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?'
'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.
So Sven asks the Genie for
A million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... Flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks,
Sven yells at Ole, 'Yumpin' Yimminy,
I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
Ole answers, 'Yeah, I forgot to tell you that my Genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
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