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[AUSSIE_FLSTFSE]

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern 

 and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:   

 

                     

 CHEESEBURGER: $3.50

 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

 HAND JOB: $30.00       

 

                                                 

 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and 

 beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to

 a meagre looking group of farmers.     

 

                                   

 Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"                 

 "I was wondering," whispers the old biker,                                 

 "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"                         

 "Yes," she smiles and purrs, "I sure am."   

 

                               







 The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands.                             

 I want a cheeseburger."