Little Johnny strikes again.....
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a
sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's
farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the
word fascinate,
not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock
City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you
to use the word 'fascinate'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she
had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the wo rd
'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but
her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
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