A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders
> a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
> He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,
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> Looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:
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> 'I went by your grandma's house today and
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> I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
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> Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
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> The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
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> His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and Would fight
> at the drop of a hat.
> The drunk leans on the table again and says:
> 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
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> The best I ever had!'
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> The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad,
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> But the biker still says nothing.
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> The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
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> 'I'll tell you something else, boy,
> Your grandma liked it!'
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> At this point the biker stands up,
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> Takes the drunk by the shoulders,
> Looks him square in the eyes and
> says.....................
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> 'Grandpa;....... Go home!
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> You're drunk.' .
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