A biker is cruising down the road enjoying the fine spring day, and, as bikers are known to do occasionally, he is exceeding the speed limit by a bit. A cop pulls in behind him and sure enough, the red lights come on.
So the biker pulls over and gets off his bike and the young cop comes up to him and belligerent but slightly nervous at the appearance of the big rough-looking biker, says "You know how fast you were going? I clocked you at 20 over the speed limit." The biker says "Yah, that sounds about right, and I just want you to know that I have drugs in my left saddlebag and a loaded gun in the right." The nervous young cop immediately pulls his gun and yells "Spread eagle on the ground right now!" He then radios for a sergeant as backup while the biker gets face down on the ground as he was told.
The sergeant gets there and after hearing the young cop tell him the story, checks the saddlebags which, of course, are empty. The sergeant then walks up to the biker and asks him why he told the cop he had drugs and gun in his bags.
The biker says "He told you that? I suppose he told you I was speeding too!"
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