Heaven's Clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Clinton 's clock?" asked the man.
" Clinton 's clock is in Jesus' office."
"Why is it in there?" the man asked.
He's using it as a room fan."
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