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Great Pick Up Line
« on: August 05, 2009, 04:58:28 PM »

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place,in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me.   
 
 
 
 
   
 I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,


"No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
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Re: Great Pick Up Line
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2009, 04:59:40 PM »



Now that's funny!

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