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Single Women
« on: December 02, 2005, 10:34:52 AM »

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee,

And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated,"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"



The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."


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Re: Single Women
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2005, 06:02:09 PM »

I still get a kick outta that one. Thanx. [smiley=laugh4.gif]
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Re: Single Women
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2005, 05:06:58 PM »

yikes!  I used that last night at the Dari-Mart ....   It wasn't a good decision!  But it WAS funny!!!! [smiley=oops.gif]
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Re: Single Women
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2005, 08:15:06 PM »

Uh OH! Next time I'm in a grocery store and someone guesses I'm single, I will kick their a$$! [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
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Re: Single Women
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2005, 03:33:54 PM »

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Uh OH! Next time I'm in a grocery store and someone guesses I'm single, I will kick their a$$! [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]

not if you wear your skirt short enough!!!   [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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