One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery
plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started...
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I asked my wife,
'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!'
she said.
So I suggested,
'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started...
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,
'Do you want to have $ex?'
'No,'
she answered.
I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying
'Yes.'
So I said,
'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started....
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first…
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said,
'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started...
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the
channels.
She asked,
'What's on TV?'
I said,
'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said,
'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale..
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat
alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed,
‘He’s my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober
since.'
'My goodness!' I said,
'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I rear-ended a car this morning... So, there we were alongside
the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said,
'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started...
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