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A Drover
« on: September 21, 2009, 10:34:32 AM »

A Drover walks into a bar with
 a pet crocodile by his side.

 He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
 He turns to the astonished patrons.
 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my
 manhood inside.
 Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.

 'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
 In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a
 drink.'

 The crowd murmured their approval.
 The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
 Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.
 The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
 After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the
 crocodile hard on the top of
 its head

 The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed
 as promised.
 The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
 The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100
 who's willing to give it a try.'

 A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back
 of the bar.



 A blonde woman timidly Spoke up..........
 'I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!'
A Drover walks into a bar with
 a pet crocodile by his side.

 He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
 He turns to the astonished patrons.
 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my
 manhood inside.
 Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.

 'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
 In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a
 drink.'

 The crowd murmured their approval.
 The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
 Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.
 The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
 After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the
 crocodile hard on the top of
 its head

 The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed
 as promised.
 The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
 The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100
 who's willing to give it a try.'

 A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back
 of the bar.



 A blonde woman timidly Spoke up..........
 'I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!'

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Re: A Drover
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 02:24:24 PM »

It was better the second time. :huepfenjump3:
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