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An old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for
 the docks once more, for old times sake.
              He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

              He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,but
 needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing? '

              The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about
 three knots'

              'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'


              She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot
 getting your money back!!